Today is going to be great! woke up 30 minutes before my alarm went off, so i’m going to be productive! But first, Coffee.
Boys who want to go down on girls.
Like, really want to. Like, “can I please go down on you?” MY TEAM.
ashavenue: Still funny
Islamic Thinking: Rocks and Sand →
islamicthinking: A professor stood before his class and had some items in front of him. When class began, wordlessly he picked up a large empty jar and proceeded to fill it with rocks about 2” in diameter. He then asked the students if the jar was full. They agreed that it was. So the professor then… I really enjoy this blog.
Guess how much today is going to rule?!
A whole bunch, haha. Homework, Workout, Work. Then Sunday Funday with Molz. Also, I feel great today! and I can’t believe there are less than three weeks left until Competition!
Mario Gets Pulled Over by a Cop
Mario: Is there a problem, officer?
Cop: Quite a few, actually. First off, you’re speeding.
Mario: I’m trying to win a race.
Cop: Illegal street racing on the wrong side of the highway?
Mario: Well when you put it like that…
Cop: And littering. That banana peel you threw back there caused an accident.
Mario: Yeah, about the banana. Wario was all up in my sh*t so I had to send him packing.
Cop: I’ll also have to write you up for endangering a child.
Mario: Oh, because I’ve got Baby Luigi with me? He’s fine. Not a bad racer himself.
Cop: You…you let the baby drive for you?
Mario: It’s not a big deal. If he careens off a cliff, that flying turtle guy will pull us out with his fishing pole.
Cop: …Did you take any drugs before you started driving today, sir?
Mario: No, but I picked up some mushrooms while I was driving today.
Cop: Sir, step out of the car.
Mario: Listen, officer. Maybe we can work something out. How about a hundred gold coins?
Cop: I’m not taking bribes! And where the hell did you get so much gold!?
Mario: I punched a bunch of bricks.
Cop: Step. Out. Of. The. Car.
Mario: Fine. But not finishing this race is going to kill my chances at the Star Cup. You’re practically handing it to Donkey Kong.
Cop: …Donkey Kong?
Mario: He’s a gorilla.
Cop: You were racing a gorilla?
Mario: And various dinosaur mutants. Also, more babies.
I was going to post a Topless Tuesday,
but then I thought, naw fuck that.
Being Single is fun.
Being single during summer, more fun. #YeahDude.
It would be cool
if I weren’t so technologically retarded and someone could show me how to use GarageBand.
Humility is important
My favorite thing
my favorite thing about this summer is the people I am with every day. What makes these friends so great? They’re the least judgemental people I know. Keri knows my past, but she doesnt give a fuck, or judge me at all. Same goes for Baker, Darius, Dylan, Logan, Joey, Matt, Shawn, and everyone else. Everyone just loves everyone else, and no one cares if they’re hanging out with cool...
Downloading music like a crazy person
Any suggestions for some music I should add to my library?
Just watched Loose Change 9/11 on netflix. it is amazing how many questions about the events of 9/11 remain unanswered.
This is not good for me.
I just made that Gregorian Chant my Bitch.
What what That shit look like a toupee
My life has the potential to be fucking awesome right now. But what am I doing? Homework. bleh bleh bleh. It will all be over soon! Also! less than six weeks until competition!
So I guess I’ll be writing a paper on one of his choral pieces for the next three weeks. I have no idea where to start. Thank goodness for the Allen D. Warren Music Library!